Being a Christian in today's world is very hard. But do not let that scare you, anything worthwhile is worth working for. Being a Christian can be hard but it can also be fun. That is my objective, through my own stories, stories of my friends and a lot of plagiarism (Just kidding, only a little plagiarism.), I am going to show that you can be a Christian and still have fun!

the most wasted of all days is one without
laughter - e e cummings


Wednesday, June 29, 2005


  Funny movie quotes, The Sequel!



"Fragelee! It must be Italian." Posted by Hello

In my last post I had such a good response about funny movie quotes, I decided to do it one more time, "The Sequel." I actually had a good time doing it. It really did bring back some fond memories. So here are some more funny movie quotes I found and some that people left as a comment in my last post. Some of these quotes I can not believe I didn't put on my first post. Like I said before, my memory is fading fast. So here we go for the second time for the last time. (Sorry, a little Spaceball humor.) So here we go.

1. "It's good to be the king." History of the World Part I
2. "What in the wild wild world of sports is going on here?" Blazing Saddles
3. "Fragelee! It must be Italian." A Christmas Story
4. "Here's a quarter. Why don't you go somewhere and have a rat nibble that thing off your face." Uncle Buck
5. "Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here." Back to the Future
6. "Oh man, hey no hurling on the shell dude, OK? I just waxed it." Finding Nemo
7. "If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." Grease
8. "Hey, no force fields." The incredible
9. "Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." The Wedding Singer
10. "Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat." Tommy Boy
11. "Not my gumdrop buttons." Shrek
12. "Those aren't pillows." Planes, Trains and Automobiles
13. "How was school. - Worst day of my life, what do you think." Napoleon Dynamite
14. "You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?" Pirates of the Caribbean
15. "Major Payne took out the bad guy with extreme prejudice." Major Payne
16. "Candy bar, candy bar, I am going to get a candy bar." Little Shop of Horrors
17. "What did you shoot him with, a 38? - 38, 39 whatever it takes." Mr. Mom
18. "What hump?" Young Frankenstein
19. "Go ahead, hit the pillow, you will feel better." Analyze This
20. "I'm sailing." What about Bob
21. "May the Schwartz be with you." Spaceballs
22. "I am very sneaky." Mr. Deeds
23. "Bear, big bear, big bear, bald headed bear!" The Great Outdoors
24. Are you crying? There's no crying -- there's no crying in baseball!"? A League of Their Own
25. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class." Back to School
26. "The new phone books are here! The new phone books are here!" The Jerk
27. "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were young?" Tommy Boy

That's it. Enjoy!
Joe

Funny movie quotes, The Sequel!

6 Comments:

At 1:44 PM, Blogger whaaaat! said...

I was going to add #12 to your original list but I knew it would take too long to explain so I'm glad you already know it. How about this one? Ummm... I believe I ordered the large capuccino from the intro. to "So I Married An Axe Murderer".

 
At 11:23 PM, Blogger Bar Bar A said...

Can I add one?

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

The Blues Brothers

I don't know why, but I like it.

 
At 7:36 AM, Blogger JOE B said...

How in the world could I have left that one off? One of my favorites.
Joe

 
At 10:16 AM, Blogger Jot said...

"We've Fockerized them." From the not-as-funny-as-the-original "Meet the Fockers."
I'm sorry... just looking at Dustin Hoffman cracks me up. It's a burden I must bear.

Peace, love and one-liners...

not1jot

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger Ananke said...

I've always like this quote from Steel Magnolias: "Time marches on and pretty soon you notice it's marching right across your face!"

 
At 7:35 PM, Blogger Lucky Hawk said...

my latest blog post is:
Rose: “I know... it doesn't make any sense. That's why I trust it.”
(Is this what we call a hunch?)-Titanic.

 

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