Being a Christian in today's world is very hard. But do not let that scare you, anything worthwhile is worth working for. Being a Christian can be hard but it can also be fun. That is my objective, through my own stories, stories of my friends and a lot of plagiarism (Just kidding, only a little plagiarism.), I am going to show that you can be a Christian and still have fun!

the most wasted of all days is one without
laughter - e e cummings

Sunday, May 22, 2005

  More guy stuff.

A few bloggers out there have really enjoyed the post about the "Guy Rules" I found and posted a few weeks ago. I have found something almost as humorous.

Why guys are (justifiably) proud of themselves.

1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. We can open all our own jars.
3. We can go to the bathroom without a "support group".
4. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
5. We can leave a hotel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of kindness.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. A 5 day trip requires only one suitcase.
10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
11. Underwear is $10 a 3-pack.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
14. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking, "he must be mad at me".
15. Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you might just become lifelong friends.
18. Your pals never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
19. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
20. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
21. We The same hairstyle lasts for years... maybe decades.
22. We don't have to shave below the neck.
23. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
24. One wallet, One pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
25. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
26. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
27. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes.

Author Unknown

Please believe me when I tell you, I believe God has His own rules for men and women. This post is only a joke.

The comments posted here are not the thoughts and views of the management. (My wife made me include this disclaimer.)

I hope you have enjoyed these as much as I have. Have a great day.

God bless, Joe

More guy stuff.


At 1:42 PM, Blogger Jot said...

Joe... what can I say... I admire your courage more than I possess words to express! Excellent post! It's always a blessing to enjoy a good belly-laugh!"

Peace, love and civil rules...


"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
- E.E. Cummings

At 4:18 PM, Blogger Zipcard2 said...

Joe and the Mrs; 2 thumbs up!
1 for your wife for a good sense of humor and 1 for you for playing along. Sounds like you have a good relationship going on, it was great and most of it true, and it made me laugh, it's cute. Have a great day and thanks for the laugh!

At 11:33 AM, Blogger whaaaat! said...

More good stuff.

At 12:34 PM, Blogger JOE B said...

I love the quote by E. E. Cummings, I liked it so much I added it as a header line to my blog page.
Thanks for posting it for me,

At 11:43 AM, Blogger Knotter said...

It's funny every time I read it!

At 7:07 PM, Blogger shannon said...

That's funny, Joe. I particularly like #17, 23 and 24. :)

At 8:37 PM, Blogger *~Tey~* said...

I'm a chic and even I found that funny. It lightened my day.
God Bless


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