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A few bloggers out there have really enjoyed the post about the "Guy Rules" I found and posted a few weeks ago. I have found something almost as humorous.

Why guys are (justifiably) proud of themselves.

1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. We can open all our own jars.
3. We can go to the bathroom without a "support group".
4. We don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
5. We can leave a hotel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of kindness.
8. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
9. A 5 day trip requires only one suitcase.
10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
11. Underwear is $10 a 3-pack.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13. We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
14. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking, "he must be mad at me".
15. Grey hair and wrinkles add character.
16. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
17. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you might just become lifelong friends.
18. Your pals never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
19. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
20. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
21. We The same hairstyle lasts for years... maybe decades.
22. We don't have to shave below the neck.
23. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
24. One wallet, One pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
25. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
26. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
27. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes.
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Please believe me when I tell you, I believe God has His own rules for men and women. This post is only a joke.

The comments posted here are not the thoughts and views of the management. (My wife made me include this disclaimer.)


I hope you have enjoyed these as much as I have. Have a great day.

God bless, Joe

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