"Pedro will make all of your wildest dreams come true."

Last week there was an official Top 100 list of movie quotes. I was kind of disappointed that there were not more quotes from movie comedies. So I decided to start my own. There are a few blogs out there that feel the same as I do, I wish I had blogmarked them so you could see them but I am lazy and did not do it. So here we go, I am not going to do a hundred, just enough to get us started and if you want, you can add to the list. These are in no particular order. And it may not be the exact quote, I am trying to do this by memory, which at my age is not the greatest.

1. "I am sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." Better Off Dead
2. "It's in the hole!" Caddyshack
3. "He slimed me." Ghostbusters
4. "I caught you a delicious bass." Napoleon Dynamite
5. "Thank you sir, may I have another?" Animal House
6. "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
7. "Sure I have heard of grits. I just actually never seen a grit before." My Cousin Vinny
8. "Whoa-ho-ho! I don't play defense." Space Jams
9. "Juuust a bit outside." Major League
10. "I'll be taken these Huggies and whatever cash you got." Raising Arizona
11. "Have fun storming the castle!" The Princess Bride
12. "That's the fact, Jack!" Stripes
13. "My mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush." Waterboy
14. "What's happening, Hot Stuff?" Sixteen Candles
15. "Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers hug." Tommy Boy
16. "Do NOT go in there! Whoooo." Ace Ventura
17. "Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley." Airplane
18. "Illinois Nazis....I hate Illinois Nazis." The Blues Brothers
19. "Cinderella story...outta nowhere...former greens keeper, about to become Masters Champion." Caddyshack
20. "That wasn't flying! That was falling, with style." Toy Story
21. "Parfait, everybody loves parfaits!" Shrek
22. "So, when did you get the tenament on wheels." Christmas Vacation
23. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy." Better Off Dead
24. "At last! We meet for the first time for the last time." Spaceballs
25. "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." Beetlejuice
26. "Take off, eh?" Strange Brew
27. "She wrote me a 'dear-John' letter...something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention." Dumb and Dumber
28. "Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball! Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge." Dodgeball
29. "If that is Seabass over there." Dumb and Dumber
30. "Mini Me, you complete me." Austin Powers
31. "Ain't nothing to be proud of, Rusty." Vacation
32. First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault." A Bug's Life
33. "Hey, I like the hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that? Footloose
34. "I wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." Stripes
35. "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride
36. "You got something to say. Speak into the mike, check, one, two. I have a back-up." Joe Dirt


I hope some of these brought back some funny memories.
Have a great day, Joe

"Pedro will make all of your wildest dreams come true."