Being a Christian in today's world is very hard. But do not let that scare you, anything worthwhile is worth working for. Being a Christian can be hard but it can also be fun. That is my objective, through my own stories, stories of my friends and a lot of plagiarism (Just kidding, only a little plagiarism.), I am going to show that you can be a Christian and still have fun!

the most wasted of all days is one without
laughter - e e cummings

Thursday, June 23, 2005

  "Pedro will make all of your wildest dreams come true."

Posted by HelloLast week there was an official Top 100 list of movie quotes. I was kind of disappointed that there were not more quotes from movie comedies. So I decided to start my own. There are a few blogs out there that feel the same as I do, I wish I had blogmarked them so you could see them but I am lazy and did not do it. So here we go, I am not going to do a hundred, just enough to get us started and if you want, you can add to the list. These are in no particular order. And it may not be the exact quote, I am trying to do this by memory, which at my age is not the greatest.

1. "I am sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." Better Off Dead
2. "It's in the hole!" Caddyshack
3. "He slimed me." Ghostbusters
4. "I caught you a delicious bass." Napoleon Dynamite
5. "Thank you sir, may I have another?" Animal House
6. "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
7. "Sure I have heard of grits. I just actually never seen a grit before." My Cousin Vinny
8. "Whoa-ho-ho! I don't play defense." Space Jams
9. "Juuust a bit outside." Major League
10. "I'll be taken these Huggies and whatever cash you got." Raising Arizona
11. "Have fun storming the castle!" The Princess Bride
12. "That's the fact, Jack!" Stripes
13. "My mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no tooth brush." Waterboy
14. "What's happening, Hot Stuff?" Sixteen Candles
15. "Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers hug." Tommy Boy
16. "Do NOT go in there! Whoooo." Ace Ventura
17. "Surely, you can't be serious. I am serious and don't call me Shirley." Airplane
18. "Illinois Nazis....I hate Illinois Nazis." The Blues Brothers
19. "Cinderella story...outta nowhere...former greens keeper, about to become Masters Champion." Caddyshack
20. "That wasn't flying! That was falling, with style." Toy Story
21. "Parfait, everybody loves parfaits!" Shrek
22. "So, when did you get the tenament on wheels." Christmas Vacation
23. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin away a perfectly good white boy." Better Off Dead
24. "At last! We meet for the first time for the last time." Spaceballs
25. "I'm a ghost with the most, babe." Beetlejuice
26. "Take off, eh?" Strange Brew
27. "She wrote me a 'dear-John' letter...something about me not listening enough, I don't know... I wasn't really paying attention." Dumb and Dumber
28. "Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball! Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge." Dodgeball
29. "If that is Seabass over there." Dumb and Dumber
30. "Mini Me, you complete me." Austin Powers
31. "Ain't nothing to be proud of, Rusty." Vacation
32. First rule of leadership: Everything is your fault." A Bug's Life
33. "Hey, I like the hat, man. They sell men's clothes where you got that? Footloose
34. "I wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning." Stripes
35. "Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride
36. "You got something to say. Speak into the mike, check, one, two. I have a back-up." Joe Dirt

I hope some of these brought back some funny memories.
Have a great day, Joe

"Pedro will make all of your wildest dreams come true."


At 6:42 PM, Blogger Angie said...

LOVE your additions to the list! :) I see you are from Mcdonough (sorry if I just butchered the spelling!) I've been there...such a pretty little town.

At 9:08 PM, Blogger Thao said...

Those are most excellent! Love the ones from Better Off Dead and Princess Bride. Great post!

At 11:21 PM, Blogger Jimmy said...

"What hump?" - Young Frankenstein

"What would someone want with a dead naked butler?" - Murder by Death

Every line in Blazing Saddles.
Good idea, Joey!

At 8:47 AM, Blogger Kn@ppster said...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - The Princess Bride

Tom Knapp

At 4:37 PM, Blogger Jot said...

Another fruitful post! Well done! Lest I miss an opportunity to share one of my own favorites, here it is...
"Go ahead, hit the pillow. You'll feel better." Analyze This

Peace, love and dialogue...


"Once they were men. Now they are land crabs."
- dialogue from 'Attack of the Crab Monsters'

At 9:22 PM, Anonymous sk said...

of course "I feel the need...the need for speed!" had to be included from Top Gun!

and my personal fave "you know how it is, rockin' and a rollin' and what-not" Danny from Grease

"you can't HANDLE the truth!" A Few Good Men

At 9:26 PM, Blogger Jot said...

On a serious note, I love the counting link you've got up... I've linked to the same site, but didn't see that link option. Can you share where you got it? I would go great on our webzine!



At 7:20 AM, Blogger JOE B said...

Hey Everyone,
Thanks for the added ideas, I will revise it and start adding some more quote. Would you believe I even had some phone calls about this post. Anyway, I will try to get that done this afternoon. I have about 20 to 25 more quote to add.
Go to and at the very very bottom there is a highlighted phase called "resource center" click on it nd there are some files you can copy and paste.
God bless, Joe

At 10:37 AM, Blogger Jot said...

Thanks Joe! God bless!

Peace, love and sharing the Word...


At 7:13 PM, Blogger rob said...

"him, i don't know..." de niro after passing out hugs at a funeral -- analyze this

"you had me at get lost" -- shallow hal

good stuff... memory fading...

At 9:42 PM, Blogger QueenBee said...

Those were awesome.... I have one too!!! another John Cusack movie - "Sure Thing"

'Represseddddd.... you're repressed!'

P.S. - I think #23 is actually from The Jerk... Steve Martin

Thanks for the giggles... I'll be back for the laughs and also the encouragement - It's nice to know that there are other crazy Christians out there just having a good time and trying to serve the Lord.

At 9:53 PM, Blogger Jessica said...

Thanks for the list! My co-workers are driving me nuts because I hadn't been able to catch the show and all of them have been trying to remember the quotes every day this week. :) Maybe I'll be able to settle a few arguments!

At 9:57 AM, Blogger militaryman said...

I'm out of it. What does the T-shirt "Vote for Pedro" mean. I saw several wearing those at The Price Is Right. Only they had crossed out Pedro and wrote in Bob.

At 11:53 AM, Blogger Nancy said...

You made me laugh today Joe!

Here a a few of my favorites

"Fat guy in a little coat" Tommy Boy

"I'm sailing!" What about Bob

"The new phonebooks are here, the new phonebooks are here!" The Jerk

"May the Schwartz be with you" Spaceballs

I look forward to seeing the others!

God bless

At 1:27 PM, Blogger val gran said...

"I think I need a hug." Shrek
"I am very sneaky." Mr. Deeds
Love the list!

At 8:35 AM, Blogger Jimmy said...

"I wouldn't trade those for a set of new power tools" - John Candy in "Summer Rental"

At 10:42 AM, Anonymous injinuity said...

1 and 32 are pure classics...

one of my favs from face off

Sean Archer: Eve, I hate to see you go, I love to watch you leave.


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