20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over an intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "`For my dog, Pepe".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. When going past the movie theater in your Cadillac. Roll down your windows and play rap music real loud.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner,
"Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. When standing near a crowd yell, "Hey, Eldon." (Or any onther made up name.) Watch their response.

What is you favorite way to maintain a healthy level of insanity? Please leave a comment if it is different than one listed here. Or if you like one of the ones listed you may comment on that also.

God bless, Joe

20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.