Being a Christian in today's world is very hard. But do not let that scare you, anything worthwhile is worth working for. Being a Christian can be hard but it can also be fun. That is my objective, through my own stories, stories of my friends and a lot of plagiarism (Just kidding, only a little plagiarism.), I am going to show that you can be a Christian and still have fun!

the most wasted of all days is one without
laughter - e e cummings

Friday, March 04, 2005

  20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over an intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "`For my dog, Pepe".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. When going past the movie theater in your Cadillac. Roll down your windows and play rap music real loud.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner,
"Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. When standing near a crowd yell, "Hey, Eldon." (Or any onther made up name.) Watch their response.

What is you favorite way to maintain a healthy level of insanity? Please leave a comment if it is different than one listed here. Or if you like one of the ones listed you may comment on that also.

God bless, Joe

20 Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity.


At 10:13 AM, Blogger Kathryn said...

Like the approach! My suggestion:
Go to a photo booth, and take some REALLY bad photos of yourself.
If you're up for it, use on offical ID wherever possible.

At 10:30 PM, Blogger Paula said...

Sometimes when I'm crossing the street with a friend I will grab them tightly around the waist and "hurry" them along saying, "I'll save you!" They get all confused and since I'm hanging onto them, they can't get loose. They feel weird, but laugh; I feel like a hero.


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