Oldie but a goodie.

Winter hasn't even been here a month and I hate it already. I miss going to play golf with my buddies from church. So here is a little golf joke to get us through till spring. Actually it is going to take more than a little joke to get me through but I thought it was a good start.

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed
that his partner had but one golf ball.

"Don't you have at least one other ball?", he asked.

"Nope, I only need one ball."

"Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?"

"This is a very special golf ball. You can't lose it, so I don't need
another one."

"What do you mean you can't lose it! What happens if you slice your
shot and the ball goes in the lake?"

"That's okay, this special golf ball senses when it's under water and
it puts out a steam of bubbles. I'll be able to retrieve it. You can't
lose this ball"

"Well what happens if you hit it into the long rough?"


"No problem, you see, this ball can detect the long grass and it sends
up puffs of fluorescent smoke. I'll be able to see it easily. You
can't lose this ball"

Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the
sun goes down, and you hit your ball deep into the trees and it gets
lost among the bushes and shrubs?. What are you going to do then?"

"That's okay too. You see, this special ball can sense the darkness
and it makes a beeping sound. I'll be able to get it back - no
problem."

Finally satisfied that he needs only the one amazing golf ball, the
friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"

"I found it."

If you have read this before, I hope it brought a smile to your face once again. If you haven't read this before, I hope you liked it.

God bless, Joe

Oldie but a goodie.