Being a Christian in today's world is very hard. But do not let that scare you, anything worthwhile is worth working for. Being a Christian can be hard but it can also be fun. That is my objective, through my own stories, stories of my friends and a lot of plagiarism (Just kidding, only a little plagiarism.), I am going to show that you can be a Christian and still have fun!

the most wasted of all days is one without
laughter - e e cummings


Monday, December 05, 2005


  Oldie but a goodie.





Winter hasn't even been here a month and I hate it already. I miss going to play golf with my buddies from church. So here is a little golf joke to get us through till spring. Actually it is going to take more than a little joke to get me through but I thought it was a good start.

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed
that his partner had but one golf ball.

"Don't you have at least one other ball?", he asked.

"Nope, I only need one ball."

"Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?"

"This is a very special golf ball. You can't lose it, so I don't need
another one."

"What do you mean you can't lose it! What happens if you slice your
shot and the ball goes in the lake?"

"That's okay, this special golf ball senses when it's under water and
it puts out a steam of bubbles. I'll be able to retrieve it. You can't
lose this ball"

"Well what happens if you hit it into the long rough?"


"No problem, you see, this ball can detect the long grass and it sends
up puffs of fluorescent smoke. I'll be able to see it easily. You
can't lose this ball"

Exasperated, the friend asks, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the
sun goes down, and you hit your ball deep into the trees and it gets
lost among the bushes and shrubs?. What are you going to do then?"

"That's okay too. You see, this special ball can sense the darkness
and it makes a beeping sound. I'll be able to get it back - no
problem."

Finally satisfied that he needs only the one amazing golf ball, the
friend asks, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"

"I found it."


If you have read this before, I hope it brought a smile to your face once again. If you haven't read this before, I hope you liked it.

God bless, Joe

Oldie but a goodie.

5 Comments:

At 6:28 AM, Blogger Joe said...

Yeah...that was fun.

Where is that golf course in the picture? I might be able to play that one.

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger Bar Bar A said...

PERFECT! I print this out to put on the fridge at work (pic and joke) because I am working with 4 football and golf fanatics!!!

Good to see a post from you :)

 
At 12:04 PM, Blogger Nancy said...

I don't get it....

Just kidding! I hope life is treating you well this CHRISTMAS season Joe.

Go Seahawks!!!!!!!

 
At 5:19 PM, Blogger Danielle said...

Joseph, I honestly didn't get it the first time I read it. But I do now!!! I'll have to share that one with my dad. See ya over Christmas break!

~D~

 
At 9:56 PM, Blogger Ron said...

Now THAT was funny! You sure know how to put a smile on someone's face!

 

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