What do you want me to talk about?

I have been trying to think of something funny and uplifting to write about but I have been drawing a blank. Well actually , I am not drawing a blank I don't know which story to write about. So I have decided to let you decide what my next story is going to be. I will give you a few things to choose from.

Here we go.

1. When I won a roller disco contest.
2. When I came home from college and my younger brother tried to body slam me during a fight.
3. Scaring people with my nub of a finger. (I accidentally cut it off a few years ago.)
4. When I ran away from school in the second grade and being picked up by the police. They thought I was a midget working at a sewer plant.
5. When I was in college, we found a dead lizard on the sidewalk and had a eulogy for it. Then we sent it through the college mail system to a girl we knew.
6. About the time I was working in the college field house. I had to walk through the alleyways late at night by myself. The security guards would always yell stuff at me from the roof tops. Acting like they were the voice of God.
7. The time I made my own giley suit (camo suit) and I hid in the bushes and scared the mess out of my mom.
8. The time my whole family went to a crowded steak house to eat. My mom got up to get some more food, when she walked by me I screamed, "Don't hit me."
9. When I made a little device with three tacks and put it in my co-workers chair. I forgot about it, till the next day when I saw it sitting on my bosses desk.
10. The greatest day in my high school sports career when I picked off the coaches pass in the end zone and ran it back for a touch down. Oh there is a lot to this story.

Pick one. I will put something together in the next few days.

God bless, Joe

What do you want me to talk about?